Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
So basically i got outta bed and started peeing on the a/c unit..when my roommate tried to stop me i looked at him and said "i got this"
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
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