evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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