let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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