nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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