talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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