she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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