Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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