I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
He just canceled. I got an amazing new dress and now he’s decided he’s spending the weekend with his family
In other news, there’s some rando in an expensive hotel bar who is going to get very lucky tonight because I love the way this dress makes my tits look. Want to help me find him?
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