This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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