don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I just called my kid butt plug. Does that make me a bad mommy??
This may be the most diplomatic thing you've ever said
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