Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
I'm not wearing underwear, I started my period this morning, and it's super windy. Recipe for disaster?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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