he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
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