you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
Class is significantly more awkward when you know that your teacher knows what you look like with your legs behind your head... Just saying.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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