Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Randomize
