How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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