Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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