just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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