I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
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