I wanna bring you to show and tell
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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