is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
only you would photoshop your dick
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
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