my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Randomize
