I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Why is your signature on my underwear?
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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