i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
What's the second line of that rhyme that starts "Vicodin before scotch...?"
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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