Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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