He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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