did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
The chlamydia really affected his face.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
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