i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
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