i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
I'm bleeding and have questions
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