'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I don't deserve a penis
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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