I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Call me as soon as you're able to dial a phone. I just took a shit behind a building in broad daylight and need to get the fuck outta here soon.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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