my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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