you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Dude I used amphetamines responsibly today though. I snorted one in the am for work and then chewed one in the pm for other work. I'm an adult.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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