why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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