How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
When your boyfriends ex-girlfriend texts you to see what you're wearing to his sister's wedding that you were not invited to, nor knew about. I think it's time to call it quits.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
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