She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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