awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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