i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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