Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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