Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
