Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
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