He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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