I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
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