don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
Send help, water and tortillas.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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