this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
Omg just woke up. 6am. random apartment. broad daylight. bunch of ppl doin coke around me. Theres a bridge nearby. I think my dentist is down the block. Oof.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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