Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
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