Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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