I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
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