The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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