Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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