It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
either way he was missing a nipple.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Randomize
