She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
