But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
high people should be assigned attendants
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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