Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
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